The sens want to apologize for winning

The Ottawa Senators would like to apologize to the following people/organizations for defeating the Pittsburgh Penguins and Sidney Crosby so easily, in only 5 games:

• The CBC
• Bob Cole
• Harry Neale
• Elliot Friedman (example)
  
• Americans
• NHL sponsors
• Sidney Crosby's sponsors:
• Gatorade
• Reebok
• Pepsi
• Tim Horton's
• FritoLay
  
• Nova-Scotians (especially their politicians)
  
• People who picked the Penguins to win in 6 games:
• Sports writers from Toronto
  
• Idiots
  
• Actual Penguins
• Children with diseases, who undoubtedly would have been cured had the Penguins won the Stanley Cup
• Colby Armstrong - Chris Neil never got the opportunity to mercifully end his life
• Gary Roberts, won't be able to win a Stanley Cup to validate his past 15 NHL seasons
  
• Ottawa Senators bloggers, who won't be able to see their families for another 2 weeks

Feel free to add to my list, but the idea is simple: HAHAHAHAH!!! Screw you all.

(Except the last one, we screw ourselves... yeah, I said it.)