Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Welcome to Bizarro World

...where Martin Gerber is the #1 goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

...where the Calgary Flames have finally acquired Olli Jokinen from whatever cash-strapped team he's on these days (it's like stealing candy from a baby, or punching a hobo in the face).

...where Filip Kuba somehow managed to remain a Senator (still holding out hope for a trade there).

We can only presume that fish will begin to walk and hamburgers will start eating people. Keep an eye out for black Jerry Seinfeld too.
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