It seems that life for the Ottawa Senators without Dany Heatley is rather dreary:
Chris Neil doesn't forecheck as hard.
Jason Spezza can't giggle with as much boyish charm.
Chris Kelly doesn't "heart and soul" as often.
Ray Emery gets in less car crashes.
The Leafs suck less.
The stock market drops 600 points everyday.
Nerds' self-esteem continue to rise due to Guitar Hero.
Heath Ledger drops dead.
Come back Dany. The world needs you.