Saturday, April 21, 2007

The sens want to apologize for winning

The Ottawa Senators would like to apologize to the following people/organizations for defeating the Pittsburgh Penguins and Sidney Crosby so easily, in only 5 games:
  • The CBC
    • Bob Cole
    • Harry Neale
    • Elliot Friedman (example)
  • Americans
  • NHL sponsors
  • Sidney Crosby's sponsors:
    • Gatorade
    • Reebok
    • Pepsi
    • Tim Horton's
    • FritoLay
  • Nova-Scotians (especially their politicians)
  • People who picked the Penguins to win in 6 games:
    • Sports writers from Toronto
    • Idiots
  • Actual Penguins
  • Children with diseases, who undoubtedly would have been cured had the Penguins won the Stanley Cup
  • Colby Armstrong - Chris Neil never got the opportunity to mercifully end his life
  • Gary Roberts, won't be able to win a Stanley Cup to validate his past 15 NHL seasons
  • Ottawa Senators bloggers, who won't be able to see their families for another 2 weeks
Feel free to add to my list, but the idea is simple: HAHAHAHAH!!! Screw you all.

(Except the last one, we screw ourselves... yeah, I said it.)
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